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Ministry of Water and Environmental Affairs

“Clean Water, Clear Conscience”

The Minister

Emeka “The Drain Marshal”

The minister who reads the sky like a ledger. He hardened the drainage the monitor lizard came up, keeps every trough honest, and has never once been caught upstream of a problem.

Mandate

  • Trough standards and refill schedules
  • Rainy-season drainage watch
  • Dust-bath conservation areas
  • Implementation of the Clean Water and Healthy Feathers Act

Active projects

  • Clean Water and Healthy Feathers Act rollout

    Ongoing

    The Republic's proudest legislation, implemented trough by trough.