Ministry of Feed and Agriculture

“By Grain We Stand”

The Minister

Musa “The Grainkeeper”

The rooster who guarded the feed store so well the Presidency handed him the whole portfolio. Defender of the National Feed Budget, sworn enemy of damp, and the only minister who audits the grain by smell.

Mandate

The National Feed Budget and its many defenders
Grain quality, storage, and the war on damp
Kitchen-scrap diplomacy with the farmhouse
Seasonal forage planning

Active projects

National Feed Budget (Current Cycle)
Ongoing
The Republic's single largest expenditure. The opposition calls it 'generous to a fault'; the government calls it 'an investment in national morale.'